Post by Vince Russo on Apr 6, 2015 16:37:24 GMT
VR: Welcome everyone to the new Russo Championship Wrestling exclusively on the RCW Network. You may be noticing that something is different with the ring. That's right, no ropes or turnbuckles. This is something I've wanted to experiment with but no other promotion and our last network would let me do it. Now that our show is on our network I'm finally able to try it out.
DC: I wanted to let Vince try it when I used to own TNA but the network wouldn't let me let him. They said no one would watch a wrestling show where part of the ring is missing. We are proving them wrong tonight. With nearly 10 million subscribers we want to thank all of you for making the RCW Network a huge success.
VR: Tonight we bring to you RCW, uncut, uncooked and uncensored. What a show we have for you tonight. It'll be worth the $6.66. Now let's send things to Renee Young.
RY: Thank you. I'm standing here with Moongoose McQueen who has seemingly recovered quickly from that attack by Elvis.
MM: I took a lot of Z-paks. I'm fine now.
RY: What are your thoughts on being barred from ringside tonight?
MM: Elvis gets a World Title shot one show after viciously attacking me? Why would they reward him for that? This is bullshit. You don't reward a maniac. You put maniacs down. And that is what I will do when I face Elvis at Living DangeRussoly. The only good thing about him fighting for the World Title tonight is that if he wins then I am demanding our match be a World Title match. It's the least they could do after what he did to me.
RY: Thank you for your time. Let's go back to ringside.
MM: Here comes the newest signee, CJ Parker.
CJ: I've issued an open challenge to everyone. Not just RCW wrestlers but any wrestler alive today. So which of you is going to accept my challenge?
MM: OH MY GOD! IT'S GANGREL!
MM: Let's see how this match goes with no ropes.
MM: Gangrel grabs CJ by the hair is stares directly into his soul.
MM: Gangrel picks Parker up
MM: And slams him down.
MM: Gangrel is going for his finishing move.
MM: The Impaler. Gangrel is finishing this one quickly.
MM: The ref counts. 1..2..3. It's over.
MM: Gangrel has won.
Gangrel: This is just the beginning.
Akeem: No time to talk, Renee. We'll have a message later in the show.
MM: The Communist Forces came to the ring while Renee tried to talk to MDX. We still don't know what MDX stands for. Anyway, the filthy Communists are waiting to speak.
JL: The President said he's going to send troops to get us. HA! Good luck taking us our with your puny troops. Us four could take out any military in the world.
MM: That's it? Those are the troops? Aren't one of those guys Canadian?
All: *laughing*
MM: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
HH: Give us the ring.
Left Hulk Hogan: You're not the real Hulk Hogan. I am. I will not let you sully the good name of Hulkamania with your Communist bullshit. I'm here to take back what's mine and that's my name.
Right Hulk Hogan: I'm the real Hulk Hogan. That mask you are wearing is convincing but nobody would actually believe you are really Hulk Hogan.
MM: Right Hogan went to hit Left Hogan but Left Hogan blocked it.
LH: You!
MM: Left Hogan has picked up Right Hogan.
MM: What a bodyslam!
MM: Now a leg drop.
LH: I'm the real Hulk Hogan and I'm challenging this impostor to a match at Living DangeRussoly.
MM: I guess the message MDX had for later in the show is to announce they'll be out here next week. Well, it's time for our main event.
MM: Here comes the challenger, Elvis.
MM: And his opponent, the World Champion, Tamina Reigns.
MM: The first ladder match in RCW history is underway.
MM: Elvis and Tamina exchanging blows.
MM: Clothesline to Tamina.
MM: Elvis going to the outside. He must be going for the ladder.
MM: NOOOOOOO! Why hasn't that board been destroyed? Why hasn't it been outlawed? Why haven't they fined him for using it? This is bullshit. I'm sick of the damage it causes. One of these days Elvis is going to taste that board himself and it will be a great day for all of us who have had to witness the destruction he has caused with it.
MM: Tamina wisely rolling to the outside.
MM: I hope that she's going for the ladder.
MM: Thank goodness.
MM: Tamina setting the ladder up. And they are both starting to climb it.
MM: Look how close they are to the title.
MM: They are exchanging blows again.
MM: OH MY GOD! ELVIS HAS GRABBED TAMINA AND JUMPED OFF THE LADDER!
MM: THEY'VE BOTH FALLEN ONTO THE TACK BOARD. OH MY GOD! WAIT..HOW THE HELL?
MM: TAMINA IS UP AND CLIMBING THE LADDER. HOW STRONG IS SHE?
MM: Who the hell is that?
MM: That woman is in the ring and pulling Tamina off the ladder.
MM: Oh my God! That's Priscilla Presley!
MM: She's distracting Tamina so Elvis can run into Tamina with that tack board. How dare she. Doesn't she know the damage that board can do?
MM: Tamina moved! Elvis just hit Priscilla with the tack board.
MM: OH MY GOD!
MM: Elvis turns around and SUPERWOMAN PUNCH!
MM: Tamina runs up the ladder and is close to getting the title.
MM: Here comes Dixie and Russo.
MM: Russo distracting Tamina while Dixie grabs the ladder.
MM: OH MY GOD! Look how far Tamina fell. Tamina and Elvis are out of it. I can't believe Dixie and Russo are here to help Elvis.
MM: They've put the ladder back up. Wait, Dixie is motioning for someone to come out.
MM: IT'S KURT ANGLE!
MM: KURT ANGLE IS CLIMBING THE LADDER. HE'S GOING TO GET THE TITLE!
MM: WHAT THE HELL?
MM: IT'S THE VIGILRANDY!
MM: SAVAGE IN THE RING AND HE HITS ANGLE.
MM: SAVAGE GRABS RUSSO AND DIXIE!
MM: DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER!
MM: Look at all the bodies on the ground. Randy Savage is motioning for someone to come out.
MM: IT'S MARK HENRY!
MM: MARK HENRY IS CLIMBING THE LADDER!
MM: MARK HENRY IS TAKING THE WORLD TITLE!
MM: MARK HENRY HAS GRABBED THE TITLE AND IS CELEBRATING.
MM: Randy Savage has helped right a wrong. Mark Henry rightfully has the World Title. I am so happy that the VigilRandy has showed up and has helped Mark Henry regain the World Title. The World Title that was taken from him. The World Title that he should have won on our very first show but Vince Russo, Dixie Carter and the RWO conspired to make sure didn't happen. Mark Henry is the World Champion. It's about fucking time.