Post by Vince Russo on Apr 17, 2015 3:54:53 GMT
VR: The events that transpired last week still piss me off. Mark Henry was not supposed to win the World Title. He's not even employed here. We have a World Champion that doesn't work here. It's madness. Speaking of madness, the VigilRandy. That son of a bitch will get what's coming to him. But this being the final Monday NitRusso before Living DangeRussoly I must announce the World Title match. Mark Henry will defend the World Title against
MM: It's Tamina Reigns. She was screwed out of retaining the World Title by Vince Russo and Dixie Carter.
TR: I want to stop you right there. Before you announce who is getting the title shot, I am invoking my rematch clause. I will face Mark Henry at Living DangeRussoly.
VR: No. I'm going to announce someone else and you'll just have to wait. You think we'll just give you a rematch? We wanted to stop you from being champion. We aren't just going to give you it that easily.
MM: What's Darren Young doing out here?
DY: This is hilarious. You two need to stop acting like you're enemies. Who is behind this Tamina push? Vince Russo. He writes the damn shows. You think Tamina is going to get the World Title without his approval? Everybody knows Tamina is the golden child. Having her feud with the people who want her to succeed won't help her. No one will buy it.
TR: You're just jealous.
DY: Yeah, that's it.
DY: I've hated you for a long time. You have me show up to be ambushed by the Westboro Batista Church. Fine. It's a feud I can work with. What do you do? You change plans and get the Shield involved. I could have found people to back me up in the feud. I could have been the one behind the Shield. Nope. You used me for one show and tossed me aside in favor of the vehicle for your hand picked star.
You know what else you did for one show? You brought in The Gay Community stable. What? To laugh at them? They show up once to introduce themselves and they are never seen again. Don't blame the Network either because they never would have allowed it on there if they weren't ok with it. So why did you cancel it?
VR: We would have kept the group if anyone in it was interesting. It's why we gave the Batista feud to a group we knew would make things interesting. It's why we picked Tamina to be the breakout star. She's charasmatic. She's a powerhouse. She can do it all. If you had half the talent as Tamina we would have gotten behind you too.
VR: If you think you have what it takes to be a star then face Tamina at Living DangeRussoly.
DY: I accept.
MM: Hey, that's the guy pretending to be Titus O'Neil.
MM: There's the new head of security, Chris Hero.
CH: I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Fake Titus: I will but tell that other Titus that I want a stipulation for our match. If he wins he can have the Titus name and I'll leave forever. If I win then I get his roster spot.
CH: Ok. But leave now.
Fake Titus: I'm going now.
CH: That was hard work. I sure earned that glazed ham.
MM: It's MDX. I hope they explain what they are about and what MDX stands for.
A: We are going to be the most dominant force in the history of pro wrestling. There's only one way to do that. We challenge the Samoan Dynasty to a match at Living DangeRussoly.
And to those wondering what MDX stands for. We are Malcolm D-Generation X.
RY: Titus, what are your thoughts on what the Fake Titus said?
TON: I accept that stipulation because I know I can beat him. I can't wait to not have to see him again.
RY: We now go to another pair of wrestlers facing each other at Living DangeRussoly. Both Hulk Hogans live via satellite.
Americano: At Living DangeRussoly, the President and the Commander of the Anti-Communist Forces will be in my corner.
Comrade: Why should I care? It'll just make it easier for me to destroy them once I'm done proving you are a fraud.
Americano: You will be the one that's proven to be a fraud.
Comrade: If I wanted my come back I would have
MM: It seems we have lost our connection with the satellite.
RY: Let us begin this debate.
EP: I was screwed out of getting the World Title.
MM: Good. I'm glad you and Priscilla know what the tack board feels like.
EP: I'm glad too because I know how much pain I'm inflicting on people and I know what I'll have to do to increase that pain.
MM: You're a sick bastard.
EP: Yes, I am. And once I've destroyed you I will once again go after the World Title. I can make the leather strap out of the skin I take from you at Living DangeRussoly.
RY: Ok then. Let's go to the ring.
MM: Here comes CJ Parker. Is he here to issue another open challenge?
CJ: I'm here to issue another open challenge. Anyone want to face me?
MM: IT'S SHEAMUS!
MM: OH NO! IT'S GANGREL!
MM: He's jumped onto Sheamus.
MM: He's bashing Sheamus's head into the ground.
MM: He's picked Sheamus up and is staring into his soul.
MM: Gangrel and CJ Parker are working together now and they're taking Sheamus somewhere.
DC: At Living DangeRussoly, Mark Henry will defend the World Title against Kurt Angle. If the VigilRandy wants to interfere, he better think again because we will have someone waiting for him. Thank you. Good night.