Post by Vince Russo on Jun 11, 2015 2:57:52 GMT
TransJinder: The Squared Circle Of Life. We have lives outside of wrestling and this is to show that. Like today, Tamina and I are going car shopping.
Tamina: There's so many to choose from.
TJ: I think I've found the one.
Salesman: What can I do to put you in a new car today?
TJ: Just get the paperwork ready, I already know which one I want.
Tamina: I should have told TransJinder to get a sensible car. I'm an idiot.
TransJinder: I'm feelin' electric tonight. Cruising down the coast goin' 'bout 99. Got my bad baby by my heavenly side. I know if I go, I'll die happy tonight.
Tamina: And I hate that f**king song.
Dixie: No, I didn't mean to call you a dummie. It was a joke. Ha ha. See, we're laughing. Please don't kick us off your network. I'll do anything. I mean anything.
Dixie: Please don't air that.
Rock: You always take so long to get ready. It's just a movie premiere.
*voice*: Yeah and they judge how you look.
Rock: You've never cared about that before. Why start now?
Darren: What's that supposed to mean?
Rock: Oh my God. You look so straight.
Darren: Stop it.
Rock. No. I like it.
Darren: Behave yourself.
Rock: Darren needs to embrace flamboyance. But he still looks good no matter what he wears.
Darren: I wish he'd tone it down. He's so over the top. When he opens his mouth a purse falls out. That's mean. It's the truth but it's still mean.
Rock: So where are they? They were supposed to be here by now.
Dixie: I've got the feeling I won't like them.
Tamina: Give them a chance.
Darren: You gave us a chance when you met us.
Dixie: Eh.
Transjinder: Here they come.
Batista/Melina/Morrison: Hello.
Rock/Darren/TransJinder/Tamina: Hello.
Dixie: What the hell is this?
Rock: There's three of you.
Melina: Yeah. They are both my boyfriends. We're polyamorous.
Dixie: Polyamorous? What a bunch of c**ts.
Darren: That sounds exciting.
Rock: Exciting? You want another boyfriend?
Darren: That sounds awful.
Tamina: Welcome to the group.
TransJinder: We'll do what we can to make you feel welcome.
Dixie: I'm on to you.
Batista: Excuse me?
Dixie: You heard me.
Melina: So everyone was nice.
Batista: Except Dixie.
John: I don't know what her deal was.
Dixie: I've got to draw the line somewhere. I'm surrounded by gays, TransJinders, whatever Tamina is and now polyamorouses. It's getting out of hand. What's next? A bisexual? I'm going to find a man and have a normal relationship. And if that doesn't work then I'll just become a lesbian.