Post by Vince Russo on Jun 22, 2015 23:00:03 GMT
MM: Welcome everyone to Living DangeRussoly!
MM: What an event we have for you tonight. And what a way we are kicking things off.
MM: Indeed. We have an imposter facing off with The Real Deal.
MM: Here comes the real Titus O'Neil.
MM: And here's the imposter. They are fighting for the rights to the name Titus O'Neil. If the real Titus wins, the fake Titus goes away. If the fake Titus wins, he gets the name and the real Titus goes away.
MM: Tommy Dreamer has joined our referee staff.
MM: The real Titus lands the first blow of the match.
MM: The fake Titus gives it right back to him.
MM: Real Titus is saying to stop the match.
TON: I have something to confess. I am sick of being Titus O'Neil. If this guy wants to be Titus then let him. I'm done.
MM: What's going on?
MM: This guy is Titus O'Neil now?
MM: I guess so.
MM: An easy outing for Tommy Dreamer.
MM: This next match is to see if MDX is as bad as they say they are. Can they actually take down the Samoan Dynasty or will they just be another in a long line of people that have been beaten by this great family?
MM: Here comes the Samoan Dynasty, Umaga, The Rock and Roman Reigns.
MM: And their opponents, Malcolm D-Generation X, Akeem, Justin Gabriel and Kofi Kingston.
MM: And there's the bell.
MM: THE POWER HAS GONE OUT!
MM: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Gangrel: You were just going to leave The New Brood out of tonight's festivities? How unfortunate for the two teams in the ring. Oh well.
MM: That match has been canceled. We hope to bring it to you at another time. On to the next match which will have Darren Young proving himself to RCW owner Vince Russo.
MM: Here comes Tamina Reigns.
MM: And here comes Darren Young.
MM: The bell rings.
MM: Tamina goes to hit Darren and he ducks.
MM: Darren drops to the ground.
MM: Darren is hooking Tamina.
MM: He rolls her over. 1..2..3! He did it. He beat her!
MM: Darren Young has done the impossible. He has beat Tamina Reigns.
MM: Tamina is upset and she's spinning Darren around.
Tamina: I QUIT!
MM: Tamina has just quit RCW! I can't believe it.
MM: Neither can I.
MM: The next match is the highly anticipated match for the Women's Title.
MM: Accompanied by their manager Paul Heyman, Becky Lynch and Michael Tarver.
MM: And their opponents, The Undertaker and Michelle McCalaway.
MM: And their opponents, The Miz and the Women's Champion Maryse Mizanin.
MM: And the bell rings.
MM: Paul Heyman is throwing in a towel?
Heyman: They've had enough. I'm throwing in the towel for them.
Tarver: No. You can't do this.
Ref: Your manager has thrown in the towel so you are out of this match. You must leave.
Lynch: He can't do this.
Ref: He's your manager so he can.
Tarver: He's not our manager anymore.
Ref: Well, he was your manager when he did it so it counts. Sorry but those are the rules. You must leave now.
MM: What did you do that for? Your team just lost.
PH: My team didn't lose.
MM: What?
PH: You heard me.
MM: The two remaining teams will face off now.
PH: Wait!
PH: There's something I've got to say.
PH: Somebody in this ring has a secret.
PH: It's you, Michelle.
Michelle: What did I do?
PH: You're the one...
PH: Sleeping with your husband's brother, Kane.
Undertaker: You're what?
Michelle: I'm not. I swear.
MM: What a bombshell.
MM: How do you know he's even telling the truth?
MM: I don't.
MM: Miz and Maryse have attacked Undertaker and Michelle.
MM: Miz is knocking Taker out of the ring and Maryse is rolling up Michelle.
MM: 1..2..3! Maryse retains her title. All thanks to that story from Paul Heyman.
MM: He may have just destroyed a marriage to help Miz and Maryse win. I hope they are happy with themselves.
MM: They are bastards so I'm sure they are.
MM: Now it is time for America vs Communism.
MM: There's Communist Hulk Hogan along with Marxist Dean Ambrose and John Laurinaitis.
MM: And there's American Hulk Hogan with General Norman Showarzkopf and President John Cena.
MM: And there's the bell.
MM: A clothesline from Communist Hogan.
MM: American Hogan goes down.
MM: Leg drop by Communist Hogan. It can't be over already. Not like this.
MM: Communist Hogan is posing.
MM: YES! American Hogan is up.
MM: Clothesline by American Hogan.
MM: Communist Hogan is down.
MM: Leg drop to Communist Hogan.
MM: American Hogan is going to the ropes.
MM: Another leg drop to Communist Hogan.
MM: American Hogan is picking up Communist Hogan.
MM: And a bodyslam.
MM: American Hogan is posing.
MM: He's going to the ropes.
MM: A big leg drop!
MM: 1..2..3! AMERICA WINS!
MM: The real Hulk Hogan has the fake Hulk Hogan. It's time to see who this imposter really is.
MM: RIC FLAIR!
MM: Hogan drops Flair and runs to the ropes.
MM: A leg drop to Flair.
MM: Laurinaitis and Ambrose are trying to leave.
MM: They try to swerve out of the way but the General and the President catch them.
MM: The General picks up Ambrose.
MM: What a chokeslam.
MM: The General is now ripping that Communist jacket off.
MM: And he's choking him with it.
MM: Laurinaitis is begging to be let go but President Cena won't let that happen and now the General has joined him.
MM: The General has grabbed Laurinaitis.
MM: The General is bringing him into the ring with Hulk Hogan and President Cena.
MM: The General has his hand around Laurinaitis's throat.
MM: What a chokeslam.
MM: The General is picking Laurinaitis up and putting him on President Cena's shoulders.
MM: He's going for the Attitude Adjustment.
MM: Drives him right down.
MM: Hogan runs to the ropes.
MM: A devastating leg drop to Laurinaitis.
MM: These three should be celebrating because they have just defeated Communism. Communism is dead and gone. And I for one couldn't be happier.
MM: The next match features Elvis and who knows what that crazy bastard has in store for tonight.
MM: Here comes Moongoose McQueen.
MM: OH MY GOD! Elvis just ran right into Moongoose with that tack board.
MM: This match hasn't even started.
MM: Elvis put the tack board down and now he's rolling Moongoose onto it.
MM: Elvis going to the apron.
MM: OH GOD! Moongoose's back has to be tore up. This is sickening.
MM: Now he's bringing a table into this?
MM: He's putting Moongoose onto the table.
MM: And now he has a ladder!
MM: He's putting it in the ring.
MM: OH MY GOD! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO!
MM: MOONGOOSE MOVED!
MM: Moongoose is getting a chair from under the ring.
MM: Elvis is up and Moongoose is ready with the chair.
MM: Moongoose cracked Elvis right over the head with that chair.
MM: Elvis turned around and Moongoose took the shot and nailed Elvis with the chair.
MM: What's Moongoose going for now?
MM: A fire extinguisher?
MM: Elvis is blinded by it.
MM: Elvis is down.
MM: Moongoose has the tack board.
MM: He just jumps onto Elvis with it.
MM: Moongoose is dragging Elvis.
MM: Moongoose is pointing to the ladder.
MM: OH MY GOD. HE'S GOING TO JUMP ON TOP OF THAT TACK BOARD. DRIVING IT RIGHT INTO ELVIS!
MM: HOLY SHIT!
MM: Moongoose has ripped off his jacket and is celebrating.
MM: He's picking up Elvis and throwing him in the ring.
MM: He's posing over Elvis.
MM: Elvis is reaching and grabbing Moongoose.
MM: He launches Moongoose into the ladder.
MM: They both go into the ropes.
MM: Elvis rolls to the outside.
MM: He grabs a guitar!
MM: Moongoose tosses the ladder out of the ring.
MM: He's walking toward Elvis. Watch out, Moongoose.
MM: Elvis broke that guitar over Moongoose's head.
MM: Down goes Moongoose.
MM: He is out.
MM: What is Elvis doing? He's shaking the stage? It's really shaking. Oh God. Oh God. Oh my God. OH MY GOD. WATCH OUT. HOLY SHIT!
MM: JESUS CHRIST!
MM: HE HAS BEEN CRUSHED BY THE STAGE!
MM: SOMEBODY HELP HIM!
MM: What is Elvis doing in the ring?
MM: That bastard. That no good son of a bitch. He's pulled Moongoose out and he's pinning him. There's no ref out here. God. Will a ref just please get out here and count this so we can get Moongoose some help?
MM: It's Tommy Dreamer. Elvis and him have a history.
MM: Dreamer is counting. 1..2..3. Son of a bitch.
MM: Dreamer is actually raising his hand. This is sick. Somebody get out here and help Moongoose.
MM: I am disgusted at what we just saw.
MM: Me too.
MM: We're going to run a video while Moongoose gets help and the stage gets set back up.
MM: We'll have an update on Moongoose's condition as soon as we have it.
MM: It is now time for tonight's main event.
MM: Here comes the challenger, Kurt Angle.
MM: And his opponent, the World Champion, Mark Henry.
MM: The ref showing off the belt and the bell sounds.
MM: These two men are having a stare down.
MM: Angle hits Henry.
MM: Henry picks up Angle for the World's Strongest Slam. Is the match going to be over already?
MM: Here come Russo and Dixie.
MM: They are begging Mark to put Kurt down.
MM: He does and now he's yelling at them to get down so the match can continue.
MM: THE LIGHTS ARE OUT!
MM: IT'S THE VIGILRANDY!
Dixie: I told you, Savage. If you were to show up here, we'd have someone waiting to take you out and we do. We have someone who is coming right now!
MM: OH MY GOD! MARK HENRY JUST WORLD STRONGEST SLAMMED RANDY SAVAGE!
MM: Henry and Angle are up. Angle pokes Henry.
MM: Henry falls. No, come on.
MM: Angle covers Henry. 1..2..3. We have a new champion.
MM: Kurt Angle has just won the World Title.
MM: And they are all celebrating this. They sure fooled us.
MM: Now what's this?
MM: What the hell? Russo just low blowed Henry! Dixie just low blowed Angle!
MM: Russo and Dixie are pointing to the stage.
MM: Who's that?
MM: IT'S DANTE DASH!
Dixie: This World Title match starts right now!
MM: WHAT?
Dixie: 1..2..3!
MM: What's old is new. Dixie Carter, Dante Dash and Vince Russo are together again. I can't even describe what I'm feeling right now. I'm at a loss for words.
MM: This is truly unbelievable. What an amazing show we've had tonight. We still don't know the condition of Moongoose McQueen but we will let you know when we hear something.
MM: For all of us here at RCW, good night.