Post by Vince Russo on Oct 19, 2015 2:23:49 GMT
Mike Mizanin: Welcome everybody to Monday NitRusso.
Miz Mikeanin: We are back!
MM: Here come the owners, Vince Russo and Dixie Carter.
VR: Welcome everyone to the return of RCW and Monday NitRusso. We have a new arena and things are going to be different around here. But not too different. We'd like to welcome out here the newly crowned World Champion, Dante Dash!
MM: He won the World Title at Living DangeRussoly after Dixie and Russo turned on Mark Henry and Kurt Angle.
DD: It's great to be your World Champion and I will do you proud.
MM: Oh my, we know that music.
MM: It's Mark Henry and he's coming out here with Kurt Angle.
VR: What do you two want?
MH: We want to know why you two decided to turn on us.
VR: We don't owe you any explanations. Dante Dash is our chosen champion and that's all we have to say about that. Don't get too comfy, you two will be in matches tonight. Kurt, you will be facing a surprise challenger. Mark, you'll be facing the man you turned on at Living DangeRussoly, "The VigilRandy" Randy Savage.
MM: Big news from Vince Russo.
MM: Coming down the aisle, TransJinder.
MM: And their opponent, Bo Dallas.
Bo: If you Bolieve, you can be a real woman.
T: That's offensive.
Bo: The only thing that's offensive is you pairing those boots with that dress.
MM: And the match begins.
MM: And a hard right from Bo.
Bo: Would you like to give up now?
T: No.
Bo: I Bolieve you would like to give up now.
T: I'd like to give up.
Ref: Are you sure.
T: Yes.
Ref: Ring the bell.
MM: Bo Dallas Bolieved and won the match.
MM: Bo Dallas is now running around the ring.
T: What the hell happened? I don't remember anything.
Ref: You gave up.
T: Why would I do that?
MM: Bolieving has some powerful effects.
MM: Oh great, this son of a bitch.
EP: Is there anyone that would like to come out here and face me?
EP: That's what I thought. You're all cowards.
MM: I don't blame anyone for not wanting to face him. The last person to face him got the crushed by the stage.
MM: Here comes Kurt Angle. I wonder who his mystery opponent is.
MM: Oh my goodness. It's Earthquake.
MM: The match starts.
MM: Earthquake lifts Kurt over his head.
MM: And just drops him to the mat.
MM: THE AVALANCHE!
Ref: 1..2..3
MM: Earthquake destroyed Kurt Angle.
MM: Everyone needs to be afraid of Earthquake.
MM: Here comes Hulk Hogan. He destroyed Communism and defeated the imposter Hulk Hogan at Living DangeRussoly.
HH: Well let me tell you something brother, there's someone that would like to apologize to everyone for their actions. Come on out...
HH: Dean Ambrose!
MM: There's Dean Ambrose. He's certainly dressed differently than he used to be.
DA: I'm sorry for being involved in Communism. I was in a bad place and Big Johnny took me in and it all spiraled down from there. I'm so sorry.
MM: Wait. Why is the Communist Party Anthem playing?
MM: Who the hell are they?
MM: What do they want?
Lana: Rusev, CRUSH!
MM: That man just clotheslined Ambrose and Hogan.
MM: OH MY GOD!
MM: Dear God, Communism isn't dead!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MM: Coming down the aisle, Mark Henry.
MM: And his opponent, "The VigilRandy" Randy Savage.
MM: The ref calls for the bell.
MM: What the hell?
MM: OH MY GOD! IT'S "THE VIGILANTE" STING!
MM: He's pointing his bat at Mark Henry. Well, we are all out of time. We'll see you next time. Good night!