Post by Vince Russo on Nov 27, 2015 0:44:38 GMT
Mike Mizanin: Welcome everybody to Mondy Nit..Ru..sso? Well, whatever it's called now we have an exciting show for you tonight.
Miz Mikeanin: Triple H and Stephanie McMahon have taken over until the real owner takes over.
Mike: And just like last week, let's go to the ring where Mark Henry is standing.
MH: I still want Sting. So I'm challenging him for the PPV.
MM: And like last week, here comes The VigilRandy.
MH: What do you want?
RS: I still want a match with you. We didn't get our match and I want to actually have our match. So I want a match with you at the PPV.
MH: No. I only want Sting.
MM: Mark Henry rejecting The VigilRandy's match request.
MM: What will we end up seeing? Mark Henry vs Sting or Mark Henry vs Randy Savage?
MM: Here come Triple H and Stephanie.
MM: No one is with them unlike last week. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
HhH: Welcome to RCW. We'll keep the RCW name but it won't stand for Russo Championship Wrestling. It'll simply be RCW and the show will just be Monday Nitro.
SM: And with those changes, we think there needs to be a change to the voices of RCW.
MM: What?
SM: Please welcome the new RCW announcers.
MM: You've got to be kidding me.
SH: Hey yo. Get up.
MM: Fine. Goodbye everyone.
MM: Yes. Goodbye.
KN: Take a shower. Hit the weights. Get a clue.
SH: We're already better than those clowns.
KN: Let's go back to the folks in charge.
HHH: A few announcements. Tonight we will hold a mini tournament to crown a number one contender for Dante Dash's World Title. Also, I am ordering that Sting be here next week. Now let's get the tournament started.
KN: This kid has some weird power over people.
SH: It freaks me out.
BD: I'd like to introduce everyone to my new manager.
BD: EVE TORRES!
KN: Get a room.
Together: Bo Eve!
SH: Come on Kev, do the bark.
KN: You do it.
SH: Ura ura.
KN: Time to start the match.
BD: I Bolieve you want to forfeit the match.
TON: I want to for...
KN: TransJinder has attacked Titus. As an upstanding ally to the LGBT community I will make sure that there are no offensive comments made towards TransJinder.
SH: The ref awards the match to Titus by DQ. Bo's not happy.
KN: Of course he's not.
KN: So Titus advances to the finals. Who will he face in the finals?
SH: I have a feeling I know who he'll face.
KN: If he doesn't face you know who then something will have gone terribly wrong.
SH: Mickie James thinks she has a shot at advancing in the tournament but she doesn't.
KN: There he is. The man that's going to win this match. Let's go Batista.
SH: The bell rings.
KN: Mickie runs at Big Dave.
SH: He catches her.
KN: A BATISTA BOMB!
1..2..3
SH: Batista has won and he'll beat Titus too. Just how Triple H and Stephanie want it.
KN: Up next is the debut of Stardust. We'll see if he can wrestle. We know he can cut a weird promo.
SH: Why does he get a special entrance?
KN: Trent has proven himself over the past few weeks. Can he overcome the queer Stardust? And I don't queer as in gay. I mean queer as in weird. I'm an upstanding ally of the LGBT community. I mean no offense.
SH: And the bell rings.
KN: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
SH: He's covering Trent.
1..2..3.
KN: Stardust wins.
Stardust: I deserve better than beating some jobber. I deserved to be in the number one contendership tournament. I deserve to be on top. I deserve to hold gold. I have been gravely offended by my place on the show. I deserve better. I'll take better. I'm going to take it away from everyone who has better so you all should watch out. I'm coming for you.
RY: Please welcome my guest, Elvis.
EP: Don't talk Renee. No one has answered my challenge yet. Everyone is afraid of me. It's kinda sad really.
EP: Next week? Next week? What? Are you afraid of coming out here now? That just shows that you're a pus...
KN: Who's that?
SH: Who are they?
KN: Now there's three?
SH: It's MMA Legends Junior Dos Santos, Brock Lesnar and Phil Brooks.
KN: Dos Santos has an arm bar on Elvis. I think he's breaking his arm.
JDS: Let's go.
SH: Ura ura!
KN: There he is. The man that should win it all.
B: Lay down or I have the authority from The Authority to fire you.
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KN/SH: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
KN: Congratulations to Batista on that hard fought victory.
SH: I believed in him from the start.
KN: There's Triple H and Stephanie to congratulate Batista.
SH: And he's hugging them. As he should.
KN: Would you look at that.
SH: Here comes the rest of the group. We should stand and applaud Batista.
KN: You did it Batista. Next stop, World Champion!