Post by Vince Russo on Dec 5, 2015 19:48:03 GMT
KN: Welcome to Monday Nitro. Tonight is an interesting night. We're still on commentary.
SH: That's right and we will be until the new owner takes over.
KN: Triple H demanded Sting be here tonight and he is. In fact, he's kicking things off.
SH: He pointed his bat at Mark Henry a few weeks ago. What could he possibly want?
Sting: ...
KN: Mark Henry interrupts Sting just as he was about to talk.
MH: I want you at the PPV. What do you say?
Sting: ...
SH: And now The VigilRandy has interrupted just as Sting was about to talk.
RS: I want you, Mark, at the PPV. What do you say?
MH: No. I want Sting.
MH: So what do you say Sting?
Sting: ...
RS: NO! Before you face Sting, you are going to have your match with me. He interrupted our match so you have to finish what we started.
MH: I'm done with this. I'm out.
SH: Oh, a clothesline to The VigilRandy.
KN: And now Sting is pointing his bat at Mark Henry.
SH: That was intense.
KN: Indeed it was. They've cleared the ring and oh God, what do they want?
SH: They want to make us Bolieve!
BD: TransJinder, you cost me a shot at the World Title. That was an injustice I plan to right.
KN: TransJinder coming out here now. And I don't mean coming out as in revealing any personal news. As an ally to the LGBT community, a person should come out at their own pace and shouldn't be rushed or pushed out.
SH: TransJinder is wearing sunglasses.
TJ: My eyes are blocked so you won't be able to control me. Face me at the PPV while I wear the sunglasses and we'll see who the better person is.
BD: I'll slap those silly glasses off you and make you Bolieve.
TJ: There's no way you can beat me if I wear these.
BD: You'll be made to Bolieve. I guarantee it.
TJ: No.
BD/ET: BoEve it.
KN: Let's go to Renee Young.
RY: Please welcome my guest, Elvis.
EP: Those MMA Legend bastards tore my rotator cuff. They'll pay for what they did. I'll assemble a team and get back at them.
RY: Can you give us any names?
EP: You'll have to wait. I'm still in negotiations.
RY: I'm sorry to cut this interview short but we have to go elsewhere. It seems Batista has been attacked.
RY: Batista has been left bloody in his locker room. I'm told Triple H and Stephanie McMahon are on their way out to the ring.
SH: Who would attack the number one contender?
KN: They don't look happy.
HHH: Let's cut the crap and get right down to it. Who attacked Batista? I want answers. Get your ass out here right now.
SH: It's Stardust.
S: I orchestrated the attack but I didn't touch Big Dave. I'll show you who did.
S: TD Viktor and TD Konnor. The Ascension.
S: And I'll keep going until I get to the top. I'm taking over RCW and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
HHH: There is something I can do. YOU'RE FIR...
KN: What the hell is going on?
SH: Oh my God.
KN: TD Konnor has Stephanie. The Undertaker is chokeslamming Triple H.
SH: Stephanie rushing over to Triple H while those four just stand there.
KN: The Ascension, The Undertaker and Stardust have formed some kind of unholy alliance. They are going to be tough to go up against. But that won't stop Triple H and Stephanie. This is just the beginning of the war.