Auld Lang Syne

Auld Lang Syne Jan 1, 2016 4:32:35 GMT

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Post by Vince Russo on Jan 1, 2016 4:32:35 GMT

Kevin Nash: Welcome everybody to Monday Nitro. Here come Triple H and Stephanie McMahon.

Triple H: We have some business to get to. First, at the PPV, it will be Randy Savage vs Mark Henry vs Sting in a triple threat match.

Stephanie: Next, Batista won't be able to make the PPV so we need a new number one contender for the World Title. And we have one. But we won't be revealing who it is until the PPV because we don't want that person being attacked.

HHH: Finally, Stardust, you will go one on one with Shawn Michaels tonight. And The Ascension and The Undertaker are banned from ringside. If they interfere, there will be severe consequences.

Stephanie: Have a great rest of the show!

Scott Hall: Stardust vs Shawn Michaels should be an exciting contest.

KN: Here comes TransJinder.

TJ: I have a very important announcement.

SH: Bo and Eve have decided to crash the announcement.

Bo: What could you possibly have to announce?

TJ: I'm here to announce my new manager.

Bo: I get a manager so you have to get a manager?

TJ: Yes. Please welcome my new manager, the person who went through a public transition before I did, you all knew them as David, please welcome Charlotte Flair.

KN: What a courageous person she is.

TJ: Thank you, Charlotte, for agreeing to be my manager.

CF: You're welcome. It's great to be in a wrestling ring again. With your glasses, I think you'll be able to beat Bo.

ET: Listen, sweetie. Glasses or no glasses, Bo will walk out victorious.

CF: Your extensions are hideous.

ET: Well, you're a cu..

KN: We are cutting away from that. We now return you to the ring.

SH: The women are being held back.

KN: Time to let them cool off.

SH: Poor Elvis.

EP: As much as I wanted to compete at the PPV against the UFC Legends, my shoulder just will not heal in time.

KN: Here come the men who attacked Elvis and put him on the shelf.

CM: You're always challenging people to fight and now that we've accepted you're backing off. Are you scared?

EP: I'm not scared. I'm hurt. Once I'm healed I'll have no problem fighting you. But in the mean time, I found some friends who said they would help me out.

AWWWWWWWWWW UFC Legends. Don't you dare be sour. Clap for your world famous future champions and feel the power.

It's a New Day. Yes it is.

XW: We're not even sure if the match would even happen. Punk might walk out before it happens.

BE: Brock might leave to go try out for football.

KK: The other guy might go back to doing whatever he does.

XW/BE: Ha! Got em.

XW: We don't want to show up to the PPV if no one is going to be there to fight us. Don't get me wrong, we'll take the win but we could be doing better things like something with my Youtube channel UpUpDownDown. So we'll be there but you better show up.