Post by Vince Russo on Mar 31, 2015 18:50:23 GMT
MM: Welcome to the first RCW show. I'm Mike Mizanin.
MM: And I'm Miz Mikeanin. We are proud to bring you this show.
MM: Indeed we are. However, we do have one problem.
MM: What's that, Mike?
MM: The ring hasn't arrived yet.
MM: That is a problem.
MM: Yes, it is.
MM: Let's go back to our colleague Renee Young.
RY: Please welcome my guests at this time, Matt Hardy and Chris Hero.
MH: Hello, Renee.
RY: Tonight, you two are in the battle royal. Will you work together?
MH: I'd like to think we... HOLY OH MY GOD!!
MH: What the hell?
CH: I was hungry.
MH: You son of a bitch.
CH: Wow, he's angry.
RY: I'm being told the ring has not arrived yet but we will go ahead with our first match.
MM: From Tijuana, Mexico: El Generico.
MM: We know what that means!
MM: And his opponent: The Undertaker.
MM: Taker towering over Generico.
MM: Taker going right for a chokeslam.
MM: Taker has him up.
MM: And down he goes.
MM: Taker with the cocky pin.
1-2-3
*ding ding ding*
MM: The winner of this match, The Undertaker.
Voice: Undertaker. Congratulations on winning.
MM: Someone's voice is filling the arena. Taker can't figure out where it's coming from.
Voice: You are now undefeated here in RCW. I am challenging you to a match. I will break your 1 and 0 streak.
UT: I accept your...
MM: THE REF HAS ROLLED UP TAKER. HE'S COUNTING. OH MY GOD. ONE. TWO. THREE.
MM: THE REF HAS DONE IT. HE HAS DEFEATED THE STREAK. THE STREAK IS OVER.
MM: I'M IN SHOCK. THE FANS ARE IN SHOCK.
MM: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. LET'S GO TO RENEE YOUNG.
RY: I am stunned at what just happened. The streak is over. I never thought I would say that sentence.
VR: Excuse me, Renee. I am also in shock. I'm in disbelief.
VR: I'm in disbelief that any of you marks would think the streak could survive with Vince Russo in charge. It didn't stand a chance. I bet you are wondering what I'm wearing. I'm wearing your precious Bryan Daniel's gear. You all love him. He couldn't lucha libre even if he was born in Japan. This Daniel Bryanson guy will never step foot in RCW. And neither will that bald son of a bitch Hulk Hogan. Now let me introduce you too the two General Managers. Yeah, two. One for RCW and one for the women. Get out here.
VR: That's right, Smash and Dixie Carter. I'm proud to have them with me. I know they'll do a good job. The ladies aren't here tonight but they will be next week. I know Smash will do a great job with that division. Now excuse me. One last matter.
VR: We don't have a RCW Title yet but we do have this plaque. The winner of tonight's battle royal will receive this plaque. They will defend it like any ordinary championship. Now let's go back to the commentators.
