Post by Vince Russo on Mar 31, 2015 18:54:44 GMT
RY: Welcome everyone to RCW. Please welcome Vince Russo.
MM: There's the owner of RCW. I'm surprised to see no one is with him.
RY: Hello Mr. Russo.
VR: Hello Renee.
RY: This is the last show before Slamborusso.
VR: It is and I couldn't be more excited.
RY: I was told you have several announcements to make.
VR: Yes. First, Michael Tarver is doing ok. He's not here tonight but he will be at the PPV to take on the Undertaker. Speaking of not here there are several others not here. Elvis is not here because he is on tour but he will be at the PPV to take on Buddy Rose. Speaking of touring. Chris Hero is not here tonight because he is following the Ribwich around the country. However, he will be at the PPV to take on Matt Hardy in a lumberJACK match. Also, Dante Dash and Dixie Carter are not here because they are on their honeymoon. Dash will be at the PPV to defend his title against Vince McMahon.
RY: You invited Brian Boitano here tonight. Did he accept?
VR: Sadly, he was busy so he is not here. However, we were able to get another gay to come to RCW.
MM: That's Darren Young!
VR: Hello Darren.
DY: Hello.
VR: I'm glad you accepted my offer to be here tonight.
DY: I'm glad you invited me.
VR: Since you are here, what do you say about having a match?
DY: Oh, sure.
VR: Great. It's going to be a handicap match. 3 on 1. Just how you like it. Let's go Renee so this match can start.
MM: A 3 on 1 handicap match? What has Darren Young done to deserve this? Who are his opponents?
His opponents, the team of Ultimate, Batista and Warrior, the Westboro Batista Church.
MM: The Westboro Batista Church? OH MY GOD!
MM: The WBC is on the apron and Young looks terrified.
MM: They have him surrounded.
Miz: You know, if I wasn't-
MM: Yeah, we know. If you weren't injured you'd go down there to help him. When are you going to be cleared?
Miz: Well, I, uh...
MM: You're cleared aren't you?
Miz: I don't have to answer your questions.
MM: Somebody's got to help him.
SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA..SHIELD
MM: OH MY!
MM: They're coming out by us.
MM: There they are. Beth Ambrose, Tamina Reigns and Kaitlyn Rollins
BA: Leave Darren alone.
TR: I bet it makes you feel like real men to beat up someone 3 on 1.
KR: So we are issuing a challenge for Slamborusso. The Westboro Batista Church vs The Shield. What do you say?
B: You're on.
MM: There you have it folks. A 6 person tag match has just been made for Slamborusso.
MM: And it's time for our first match of the evening.
Coming down the aisle, Kris Travis. And his opponent,
Henry Marks.
MM: This is Henry Marks' debut match. Let's see what this guy is made of.
MM: Standing nose to mask.
MM: Marks picks up Travis.
MM: And slams him down.
MM: Marks picking him up.
MM: He has the submission locked in.
MM: The referee checking on Travis and Travis taps.
The winner of this match by submission, Henry Marks.
MM: What a strong debut from Henry Marks.
MM: Here comes Tensai. I've been hearing rumors all day about what he's doing here. Let's hear what he has to say.
T: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Tensai. And at Slamborusso I will introduce the world to the first TenGuy. Thank you.
MM: What an announcement from Tensai.
MM: What a night it has been so far and there is still plenty more left to go. Let's go to the ring where the GM of the Women's Division, Smash, is standing.
S: Since Dixie is not here tonight, I will be filling in for her in this contract singing.
S: Let me introduce first being accompanied by Dean Ambrose, John Laurinaitis.
S: And being accompanied by Pimp Faarooq, JTG.
S: I'm glad you both agreed to participate in this monumental event. Why don't we begin?
JTG: Life is a mystery
JL: Everyone must stand alone
JTG: I hear you call my name
JL: And it feels like home
JTG: When you call my name it's like a little prayer
JL: I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
JTG: In the midnight hour I can feel your power
JL: Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there
JTG: I hear your voice, it's like an angel sighing
JL: I have no choice, I hear your voice
JTG: Feels like flying
JL: I close my eyes, Oh God I think I'm falling
JTG: Out of the sky, I close my eyes
JL: Heaven help me
JTG: When you call my name it's like a little prayer
JL: I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there
JTG: In the midnight hour I can feel your power
JL: Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there
S: Excellent. Thank you both. I'm pleased this contract singing didn't erupt into a brawl.
MM: That was beautiful.
MM: It was.
Miz: We have to get to the next match.
Coming down the aisle, Bray Wyatt. And his opponent,
Titus O'Neil.
MM: Who will make the first move?
MM: Titus grabbing Bray.
MM: Flatliner to Bray.
MM: He's pinning Bray.
MM: 1..2..3!
MM: TITUS WINS!
MM: Titus O'Neil has beaten Bray Wyatt.
MM: Wait a minute, what's he doing out here?
VR: Bray, you've failed the wellness policy. In fact, this is your third failure since you debuted last week. I have no other choice. Bray, you're fired.
MM: Oh my God. I didn't see that coming.
MM: I don't think anyone did.
VR: Attention everyone. We have a special guest in the crowd tonight.
VR: Triple H, it's so nice to see you are a fan of RCW.
HHH: I'm not a fan.
VR: Then what are you doing here?
HHH: I've brought my lawyer.
VR: Why?
HHH: You are using WWE trademarks and copyrights. Let's just go to the last match. Bray Wyatt vs Titus O'Neil. Both names are owned by the WWE. We sent you a warning about this after your first show but you ignored us. Now we are here to let you know you are being sued.
VR: Your father in law is working here. Surely, he's ok with us using the names.
HHH: Vince McMahon is no longer affiliated with WWE. I am in charge and you, Vince Russo, are being sued.
DO: We'll see you in court.
MM: Um. I, uh, don't know what to say.
MM: We have a battle royal to do. Let's get to that, ok?
MM: I still can't believe what just happened.
MM: Me neither. Luckily, everyone in the next match goes by their real name.
MM: This is a battle royal to determine the final two participants in the Women's championship tournament. The last two women standing will go on to Slamborusso.
Melina
Mickie James
Maryse
Michelle McCalaway
MM: And the bell sounds.
MM: Melina and Mickie lock up. What are Maryse and Michelle doing?
Michelle: If we team up, we can just eliminate them right now.
Maryse: Ok.
MM: Running clothesline.
MM: Over the top they go.
MM: Michelle and Maryse are going to Slamborusso.
MM: Maryse seems to be happier than Michelle is.
MM: Michelle grabbing Maryse.
MM: Picks her up.
MM: And down she goes.
MM: What a maneuver.
MM: Michelle will be a tough one to beat at Slamborusso.
MM: Before we send things to Renee, let's quickly run down the card for Slamborusso.
Dante Dash vs Vince McMahon - RCW Title
The Great Colleen vs Michelle McCalaway
AJ Lee vs Maryse
Winner of Colleen/Michelle vs Winner of AJ/Maryse - Women's Title
Matt Hardy vs Chris Hero - lumberJACK match
John Laurinaitis vs JTG
Elvis vs Buddy Rose
Michael Tarver vs Undertaker
Westboro Batista Church vs The Shield
MM: Let's go to Renee.
RY: Please welcome my guest, Vince McMahon.
MM: There he is, the UFC Heavyweight Champion and the number one contender for the RCW Championship.
RY: Thank you for joining me.
VM: You're welcome, Renee.
RY: Your opponent is on his honeymoon. What do you think of him relaxing days before your big match?
VM: If he doesn't want to prepare, it's all on him. I don't want him crying after I beat him that he wasn't prepared. You don't fight Vince McMahon unprepared. If you do, you are in for the beating of your life. If you come prepared, at least you'll know you are in for the beating of your life. I actually take offense to him not preparing. While I will hurt him in our match, it offends me that he thinks this will be a walk in the park. That he can take it easy against me. He's a fool for thinking that. When Slamborusso is over and I'm the new RCW Champion...
MM: WAIT A MINUTE
MM: DASH IS HERE! AND HE JUST STRUCK VINCE WITH THE TITLE.
MM: VINCE IS DOWN.
MM: What's he doing?
MM: It looks like he's taking the UFC title off Vince.
MM: Dash is holding both titles in the air.
MM: Great. He's come up here by us to gloat. Look at him. He thinks he's on top of the world because he attacked Vince from behind. I wouldn't be gloating if I were...OH MY GOD!
MM: SOMEBODY PUSHED DASH OFF HERE.
Miz: I couldn't see who it was. It was too dark and now they've run away.
MM: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. PARAMEDICS, GET OUT HERE AND HELP HIM!
MM: VINCE MCMAHON AND DANTE DASH ARE BOTH DOWN. JUST DAYS BEFORE THEIR MATCH. WILL DASH EVEN BE ABLE TO MAKE IT TO SLAMBORUSSO? WE HAVE TO GO. WE'LL SEE YOU AT SLAMBORUSSO.