Post by Vince Russo on Mar 31, 2015 18:59:41 GMT
MM: WELCOME EVERYONE TO RCW! I'm Mike Mizanin and I'm joined by Miz Mikeanin.
MM: What does Vince Russo have in store for us tonight in the fallout from Slamborusso?
MM: We're about to find out because here he comes.
MM: Vince Russo along with Dixie Carter-Dash.
VR: What an amazing event Slamborusso was. Without further ado let me introduce to you all THE NEW RUSSO CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...
VR: MARK HENRY!
MM: They had us all fooled. We thought Russo and Henry were enemies when it turned out they were in cahoots the entire time.
VR: Give it up for Mark Henry.
VR: Now let's get down to business.
MM: Russo is taking the title from Henry.
MM: I had a suspicion you were Henry Marks. I couldn't prove it without you unmasking and I knew if I offered you the title you'd unmask. And unmask you did. It was then I proved to the world I was right. Henry Marks was Mark Henry. I fired Mark Henry. Mark Henry cannot be champion. Security please escort Mark Henry out of my building. He is never allowed back in.
MM: Russo wasn't working with Mark Henry. He's swerved us again. And there's security.
MM: I don't know how fair that is to Mark Henry.
VR: So the World Title is vacant.
MM: There's the former champion and Dixie Carter's husband, Dante Dash.
VR: I know you are upset. Please don't be.
DD: Why would I be upset? You just stole my title from me. You've taken the title back so give it back to me and we'll be ok.
VR: I'm sorry but that won't happen. However, I will give you a chance to get it back.
VR: Later in the show I will reveal what I mean.
MM: Let's go back to our colleague, Renee Young.
RY: Please welcome my guests, The Marxists.
RY: Hello gentlemen.
JL: Hello Renee.
RY: At Slamborusso...
JL: Yes, Slamborusso was a great night for us. However, next week will be even better. We will be in that ring next week to make a huge announcement. Let's go, comrades.
MM: I wonder what that announcement could be.
MM: I have no idea but it's time for our first match.
Coming down the aisle, Focalin.
And his opponent, Titus O'Neil.
MM: What an intense match this will be.
MM: Focalin with his trademark punch.
MM: Focalin picks up Titus
MM: and slams him down.
MM: Focalin goes to the top rope.
MM: ELBOW DROP! VINTAGE FOCALIN!
MM: The ref counts.
1..2..3!
MM: FOCALIN WINS!
MM: Let's go to Renee Young.
RY: Please welcome Dixie Carter-Dash.
RY: Hello Mrs. Carter-Dash.
DCD: Hello. I am just here to address a rumor concerning one of our superstars. Yes, Chris Hero is still an employee of RCW. However, we have checked him into a fat farm. We hope to have him back soon.
MM: We wish Chris Hero all the best.
MM: Here comes Elvis.
EP: I am the true Hardcore Icon of professional wrestling. My match at Slamborusso proved that. And if anyone has a problem with that I'll prove to them that I am the most hardcore son of a bitch the world has ever seen.
EP: Anyone have a problem with that?
MM: It's "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer.
TD: I personify hardcore. Who the hell do you think you are?
EP: I'm Elvis Presley, bitch.
MM: These two are exchanging blows.
MM: Elvis pushes Dreamer to the ground.
MM: Dreamer up but Elvis picks him up.
MM: And slams him down.
MM: Elvis is going to the outside.
MM: What's he looking for?
MM: OH MY GOD! HE'S GOT A TACK BOARD.
MM: HE CAN'T DO THIS. COME ON.
MM: HE'S PICKING DREAMER UP.
MM: HE'S PLACING DREAMER ON THE TOP ROPE.
MM: HE'S JOINING DREAMER.
MM: WHAT THE HELL IS HE GOING TO DO NOW?
MM: OH MY GOD A SPINNING SPINEBUSTER!
MM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MM: HOLY ****
MM: GET SOME HELP OUT THERE.
MM: ELVIS PICKING UP THE BOARD.
MM: AND DRIVING IT INTO DREAMER'S BACK.
MM: WHERE IS HE GOING?
MM: OH GOD NO! ELVIS IS ON THE TOP ROPE.
MM: A DIVING SENTON
MM: RIGHT ON TOP OF THE BOARD. DAMNIT WILL SOMEBODY HELP DREAMER? HE'S GOT TO BE SERIOUSLY INJURED.
MM: ELVIS IS JUST POSING. THAT SICK SON OF A BITCH.
MM: THANK GOD. HE'S GOING FOR THE PIN.
1..2..3
MM: THE MATCH IS FINALLY OVER. THAT WAS THE SICKEST MATCH I'VE EVER WITNESSED. SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE ABOUT THAT MANIAC.
The Strasbourg Strangler has just been paroled.
And he's coming to RCW.
MM: I am sick after witnessing that last match.
MM: You're about to be even sicker. Here comes our former announce partner, The Miz.
MM: You're right. That does make me sick.
M: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the new Women's Champion, Maryse!
MM: She's only the champion because of her husband. He helped her win that match.
MM: Look at them. They look ridiculous.
MM: Do we really need to see this?
MM: Great, you celebrated, now get out of the ring.
*voice*: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
PH: My name is Paul Heyman.
M: What the hell are you doing here?
PH: I am here to introduce my client. THE BEAST INCARNATE
PH: BECKY LYNCH!
MM: Becky Lynch debuted at Slambrusso. She wants the Women's Title.
MM: THE LIGHTS ARE OUT!
MM: IT'S THE UNDERTAKER!
MM: Becky Lynch has jumped on Taker's back.
MM: He's shaken her off.
MM: He's staring at her and she's begging him to not do anything to her.
MM: IT'S MICHELLE MCCALAWAY!
MM: Bow Down To The Queen delivered to Lynch.
MM: Taker's staring down Heyman and McCalaway is pointing at Maryse. She wants the title. And Michael Tarver is out here now.
MM: Tarver in the ring, face to face with Taker.
MM: McCalaway walking over to Taker.
MM: Big mistake as Maryse runs up and clotheslines her.
MM: Taker has his hand wrapped around Tarver's throat. He's going to chokeslam him.
MM: What is Maryse doing?
MM: She's distracting Taker for some reason.
MM: Low blow to Taker by Miz.
MM: Miz grabs Taker
MM: Skull Crushing Finale to The Undertaker.
MM: Miz and Maryse, Tarver and Heyman standing and staring at each other while Lynch, Taker and McCalaway are all laid out. We only have a few seconds left and we must go to Renee Young who is with Vince Russo.
RY: Mr. Russo, you have an announcement to make?
VR: Yes, I do. Next week we will crown a new World Champion. It will be a fatal four way. Dante Dash is the first man in the match. The second is his Slamborusso opponent, Vince McMahon. The third man is the man who broke the Undertaker's undefeated streak, Michael Tarver. And the fourth man isn't a man at all. The fourth person is the leader of the Shield, Tamina Reigns. Thank you all and good night.